Just witnessed squirrel sex. Apparently they DON'T hatch in pouches on the bellies of owls. THANKS, DAD. #anotherchildhooddreamdemolished — 1 day 19 hours ago
Video: Take note, hipsters - acoustic radar pairs well with vests and beards. http://t.co/hEw3ixCp — 2 days 13 hours ago
No, I will not be making a joke about sausage. http://t.co/cSXXkzLk — 3 days 7 hours ago
Kinky Jefferson. RT @GreenishDuck "Life is short. Dress a raccoon up as a pilgrim and passionately French kiss it." --Thomas Jefferson — 1 week 3 days ago
A most eloquent "fuck you" RT @LettersOfNote Amazing letter from ex-slave to former owner, after being asked to return: http://t.co/ATI0b95I — 1 week 3 days ago
Bridal Expos are fun & stuff, but SWEET BABY JESUS & THE ZOROASTRIANS I'm glad there'll be a new Top Gear waiting when I get home on Sunday. — 1 week 6 days ago