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Kinky Jefferson. RT @GreenishDuck "Life is short. Dress a raccoon up as a pilgrim and passionately French kiss it." --Thomas Jefferson — 6 days 16 hours ago |
| A most eloquent "fuck you" RT @LettersOfNote Amazing letter from ex-slave to former owner, after being asked to return: http://t.co/ATI0b95I — 6 days 20 hours ago |
| Bridal Expos are fun & stuff, but SWEET BABY JESUS & THE ZOROASTRIANS I'm glad there'll be a new Top Gear waiting when I get home on Sunday. — 1 week 2 days ago |
| @SiDawson I prefer to think of it as a lion conspiracy. Can you imagine a gazelle punching a lion? David Attenborough would have a coronary. — 1 week 4 days ago |
| I managed to punch myself in the neck while making the bed. I am as graceful as a gazelle (with epilepsy). — 1 week 4 days ago |
| Coulda sworn my kettle had a "Dance/Off" button this morning. IF ONLY. — 3 weeks 5 days ago |












