11.13.07 / 3:54am
Superpowers
If I was a superhero, I think my superpower would be "Growing a Beard". I'd rather have "shooting lasers from my eyes" or "x-ray vision" or "neutralizing Richard Simmons", but alas, I get beardy.
I haven't shaved for over a week now, and I look kinda like this:
And I looked like this just last week!
Growing the suspenders was the hardest part.
I haven't shaved for over a week now, and I look kinda like this:
And I looked like this just last week!
Growing the suspenders was the hardest part.
You are a very hairy hobo! I want a pic with the outfit and axe.
It's the eyebrow that's cracking me up over here, Hobo. Love it!
I know the beard and the suspenders are cool and all, but please hear my warning: Do NOT befriend an orphaned bear named Ben. (I don't care how much he begs.) He'll eat all of your food, and he'll shatter the Roomba. You don't need that kind of trouble--regardless of the Cute Fuzzy Bear Factor.
Your beard should be down to your knees by now! (The cool kids are waiting for the hobo to return! And hoping all is well, obviously.)
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