12.3.06 / 1:03am

Sometimes You Just Can't Reach the Goodies



More later. This pretty much sums things up at the moment, though.
San Nakji's picture

Try reaching for the yacht. Hearts don't float so well...

Submitted by San Nakji on 12.3.06 / 2:25pm.
Carroll's picture

WTF? You can get a wrapped up baby *and* three or four sticks of dynamite from the same vending machine? Not the ones they have at the Holiday Inn!

Submitted by Carroll on 12.3.06 / 6:48pm.
rekabek's picture

That's perfect. Just perfect. If the guy in the picture was also covered with snot, you'd have my situation. Not that I'm even reaching for the heart. Those things are explosive. I guess I'm just hoping it will fall out of the machine on its own and prove itself to be safe after all.

Submitted by rekabek on 12.4.06 / 12:38pm.
Gasoline Hobo's picture

rekabek: yeah, i thought it was pretty good. and yet one more reason to hate The Fonz. i mean, that guy would just smack the thing, say "Heyyyyyy!", give you the guns, and the damn thing would drop right down for him.i'm not that smooth, but at this point, I'd probably shake the machine a little. sometimes good things can come from taking risks...OR i guess it could explode and get heart juice all over you...damn, i need to go to bed.

Submitted by Gasoline Hobo on 12.6.06 / 1:30am.

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