10.18.06 / 12:00pm
Soon.
I'll give you a real update soon, I promise. I've been dealing with a very bad situation at work, and that's sort of taking all of my free mental capacity (it's hard having a brain the size of a walnut (aside from the obvious problem of being constantly attacked in the face by ravenous squirrels)).
In the meantime, please complete this sentence:
I love Tony Danza because ___________
In the meantime, please complete this sentence:
I love Tony Danza because ___________
he is Danzalicious!
a coworker in a previous place of employment once forwarded around a nude photo -- full frontal -- of Mr. Danza, and it has scarred me for life. FOR LIFE. But that's not why I love him. I love him because the same coworker told me that he's so dumb, all of his characters have to have the same name as him or he won't know when it's his line.
of the way he says"samantha". "sAMANtA"
his hair smells like lilies, and he gives me sweet butterfly kisses before we screw like gophers.
Hey, can I get a link to the full frontal pic of Tony. I have been strangely curious all day....
sn: yes, but is he tonytastic? (sorry)miz nakji: never has the phrase "yuck luggage" seemed so appropriate.kattbanjo: i am kind of ashamed to admit that i once had a crush on judith light. i dunno. maybe it was the hair.angela: you are in double trouble. first of all, my throat hurts because i almost choked on a smartie. secondly, i now have that hideous butterfly kisses song stuck in my head. you can't see it, but i'm shaking my fist at you.
kattbanjo - my eyeballs will literally catch on fire and explode out of my skull if I am forced to look at that photo again, so I am loathe to even post a link to it. however, if you google "tony danza full frontal", one of the top results appears to be a link to a site that links to the pic.
great. now i know about "the danza slap". i could have gone my whole life without knowing about that.butterfly kisses and the danza slap. this post hasn't worked out so well for me.
that's what you get for leaving us for so long. every day that you don't post, you should be haunted by the word, "uncut".
I am on my way to check out Tony Danza sans pants. I cannot stop myself......
It has been seven days, and I've decided to change my answer.I love Tony Danza because he is not Glen Danzig.
angela: you know, i think i have to agree. that's an EXCELLENT reason to love Tony Danza.my favorite reason?this shirt(which i own)
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