10.3.06 / 4:40pm
I Thought You Should Know
I sort of embarassed myself just now. I stood up from the couch and yelled "SANDWICH TIME!". Only there was no one there.
Except for some plants.
And they didn't act very excited about Sandwich Time.
Leafy traitors.
Except for some plants.
And they didn't act very excited about Sandwich Time.
Leafy traitors.
It's ok. If no one heard it, it never happened, right?
Oh, it happened. I don't buy into that tree-falling-in-the-woods philosophy. In fact, I applaud your pseudo-insane babbling. I'm thinking about screaming "PORK BUN TIME" in an hour and a half, but I'm in an office...so...not quite the same. If I jumped on my desk and did a dance, would that help? I think it would. Shove some salami in that plant's xylem. That'll teach it some manners.
ashley: if a sandwich falls in the wood, does it get eaten?bm: jumping on your desk and yelling "PORK BUN TIME" would ONLY be acceptable if you did it pantless. for obvious reasons.and i'm sorry, but i'm keeping my salami away from the plant. i think it has some sort of fungus.
rubber spoon, rubber spoon, rubber spoon, rubber spoonI just had to tell someone!
sn: glad to be of assistance!
Wait wait wait... hold on a minute. You think your plant has some kind of fungus, or you think your salami has some kind of fungus?
ha! i think i could have been a little clearer on that, The Girl. let me clarify. the salami is just dandy, and is FUNGUS FREE.
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