What a Way to Go



Not for me, though. I plan on being cremated, liquified, and injected into a dolphin.

Thank you for bearing with me regarding that whole "Porcelain Seed" thing - I figure that if I post the stuff as it comes out of my head, in a public forum, I'll be more likely to actually finish it.

I've always been intrigued by myths and origins - the beginnings of things, and how the world was viewed through the lens of different times and places. That's what I'm trying to do with this new piece.

In other news, my Roomba is still awesome (although I've stopped singing to it), and I tried to eat a peach for dinner last night. It wasn't a very good peach, though, so I ate some Oreos instead. That seemed Right, somehow...
birdmonster's picture

When I go, I'd like to be creamated and put in the soup of my enemies. Or in one of their pepper shakers.

Gasoline Hobo's picture

ha! "creamated"! i see what you did there!

birdmonster's picture

Birdmonster (drumming fingers together, looking askance): Yes. What I did there purposefully.

Angela's picture

Wait. It's been a week. Here's hoping you aren't a fan of the Foreshadow...

Gasoline Hobo's picture

no, there's no foreshadowing. it's more of a reverse denoument, sans exciting climax. mostly i've just been really busy. i'll blog again soon, i promise!

San Nakji's picture

Cremation's not for me. Nor is creamation. I instead will have a tomb built which can be seen from the moon, perhaps Mars. I will then demand that my family is buried with me, dead or alive, what will I care?

birdmonster's picture

Hobo,I misses you. Come back. The ten minutes you shave off my work day are crying out in worky pain. Even my vocabulary misses you. Worky.

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