7.25.06 / 9:26am
Hobos in the News
"This is the story of the Naked Hobo, made even more interesting because no one was naked and the person in question was not a hobo."
This is my kind of story. And yes, in case you're wondering, Gasoline Hobo will get naked at parties for a pretzel and a can of aquanet.
"A homeless man from Ireland desperate to escape the summer heat sparked a police chase after he stole a refrigerated truck containing ice cream in the western German city of Koblenz."
Irish hobos are hardcore. One of them once stole Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands. She was returned 3 weeks later with a new tattoo, shingles, and the Prince of Orange. Apparently the hobo was able to steal 8 months of gestation from her. Now THAT is a hobo.
This is my kind of story. And yes, in case you're wondering, Gasoline Hobo will get naked at parties for a pretzel and a can of aquanet.
"A homeless man from Ireland desperate to escape the summer heat sparked a police chase after he stole a refrigerated truck containing ice cream in the western German city of Koblenz."
Irish hobos are hardcore. One of them once stole Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands. She was returned 3 weeks later with a new tattoo, shingles, and the Prince of Orange. Apparently the hobo was able to steal 8 months of gestation from her. Now THAT is a hobo.
hey! My internet is fixed. HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY! You changed your look! I miss the old man in your title though. he was cute...
comment moderation is for wimps! I like to see my comment RIGHT after I leave it. You scaredy mouse man, you!
You gonna take that trrrrash talkin'? Them's fightin' wurds. Come OWN!!! Also, the hobo who stole the ice cream truck is a story we can all learn from. Consequences? Intelligence? Forethought? Pish-posh. What needs to be done is exactly what you feel like doing right this instant. I love that hobo. I'm beginning to love more hobos, thanks to you. Perhaps you could be lord of the hobos. Look into that. I bet the benefits are dynamite
katt: hooray for internet fixing! and look a little closer at the banner...SCAREDY MOUSE MAN?!? that insult is like being stoned by marshmallows.*bm: i took care of it, man. no worries. irish ice cream stealing hobo: to paraphrase, Hobo is as Hobo Does. WISDOM. and Lord of the Hobos? You leave me no choice.*stolen from The Girl
HEY!!! Was that there earlier??? Or did you put him in there per my request???I didn't want to be too rough on you with the namecalling but since you mocked my insult.... You asked for it....Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries! Take that, you! Teeheee!I am giddy to be online again, it's gone to my head.
yup, he was there all along. every keyboard needs a "hobo" key.and i don't know why, but the phrase "unicorn sandwich" just cracks me up every time i see it. two pieces of bread, a pointy little horn sticking out the top piece...the only insult i can think of that would top that wouldn't even apply to you, so i give. uncle!the insult would be calling you the son of a motherless goat, btw.
That's pretty good. Is it original? I stole mine from the pythons. Holy Grail, you probably know that. If you don't, I am really suprised..am having some wolf nipple chips for breakfast
katt: yup, i caught the reference. :) just be thankful that i didn't have my hobo cohorts "fetcha la vache".my quote is from The Three Amigos.
RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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