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Kinky Jefferson. RT @GreenishDuck "Life is short. Dress a raccoon up as a pilgrim and passionately French kiss it." --Thomas Jefferson — 6 days 18 hours ago |
| A most eloquent "fuck you" RT @LettersOfNote Amazing letter from ex-slave to former owner, after being asked to return: http://t.co/ATI0b95I — 6 days 22 hours ago |
| Bridal Expos are fun & stuff, but SWEET BABY JESUS & THE ZOROASTRIANS I'm glad there'll be a new Top Gear waiting when I get home on Sunday. — 1 week 2 days ago |
| @SiDawson I prefer to think of it as a lion conspiracy. Can you imagine a gazelle punching a lion? David Attenborough would have a coronary. — 1 week 4 days ago |
| I managed to punch myself in the neck while making the bed. I am as graceful as a gazelle (with epilepsy). — 1 week 4 days ago |
| Coulda sworn my kettle had a "Dance/Off" button this morning. IF ONLY. — 3 weeks 6 days ago |
Did you draw that? If so, brilliant! If not, then claim responsibility for it and accept my "brilliant!"!
sorry, but i can't claim responsibility. that little gem comes from "toothpaste for dinner". you can get there by clicking the title of the post. :)but thanks anyway!
I am so tempted to get a tshirt!!! Damn exchange rates. That's what I get for living in a banana republic, without the republic bit
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