BIRTHDAY COOKIE OMGWTFBBQZZTOP!

Everyone who knows me knows that I like cake. They also know that I have an unholy love for cookies. Specifically chocolate chip cookies. So it was with EXTREME PLEASURE that I opened up a package from my pal Space Nakji the other day. Hidden within the cardboardy confines of the box was a GINORMOUS TWO FOOT WIDE COOKIE. WITH FROSTING. AND SPRINKLES. And it had "HAPPY BATDAY, SCREE SCREE" written on it with frosting. Exactly two of you will get this joke, but that's ok. Suffice to say that I think it's the best birthday cookie I've ever received, and certainly the best cake.

With friends like these, I'll be dead of diabetes by 35.

And I couldn't be more pleased.

Thanks again, Space Nakji. May your tentacles grow every longer and more suctioney, and may your ink never dry.