Pipe Smoking: Not Just For Grandpa

You know what's not cool enough? Smoking. Not just any smoking. PIPE smoking. No, not that kind of pipe. The pipe of Sherlock Holmes, of Graham Chapman, of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs. Crafted from finest burled mahogany, the pipe must be smoked a certain way, cleaned and cared for a certain way.

My goal is to reintroduce pipe smoking to the youth of America. Specifically, hipster youth. In my opinion, nothing goes better with a Che cap than a pipe (see Sub-Commandante Marcos above).

To this end, I intend to present a series of articles detailing the steps necessary for proper pipe smokage. Coming later today: Recommended Clothing. Stay tuned!