O, The Humanity

The nefarious Space Nakji has tagged me. But don't worry, I'll get her back.

Four Jobs I've Had:
1. Yeti Groomer
2. Telemarketer
3. Layin' Around
4. Makin' Stuff Up

Four Movies I Watch Over and Over Again:
1. The Goonies
2. Shaun of the Dead
3. Ghostbusters
4. The video footage of Space Nakji's frontal lobotomy

Four Places I've Lived:
1. A house with 22 rabbits, 2 cats, 1 dog, 1 mouse, 1 hamster, 2 chinchillas, and a fruitbat
2. A Giant Peach
3. A house with no raccoon
4. Space Nakji's Mama's House (oh, the pop tarts! oh, the steaks!)

Four TV Shows I Watch:
1. Sanford and Son
2. The Smurfs (oh, that Gargamel! so crafty!)
3. Monty Python's Flying Circus
4. Antiques Roadshow: Porcelain Cat Edition

Four Places I've Vacationed:
1. Korea
2. Japan
3. Mammoth Lakes, CA
4. LOTTE WORLD!!!!!

Four Websites I visit daily:
1. Fark.com
2. Space Nakji's House of Dubious Repute (too hot to link!)
3. boingboing.net
4. hotlix.com (not what you think)

Four of My Favorite Foods:
1. bacon
2. bacon
3. bacon
4. bacon

Four Places I'd like to be right now:
1. With my sweetie
2. Under the sea! (it's better down where it's wetter)
3. Dancing in a circle with giant weiners
4. Studio Ghibli, Japan

Rather than continuing the original tag, I'm going to change it. Space Nakji, I charge you with answering the above questions as McGruff, The Crime Dog.

AND, because my fury knows no bounds, I also charge San Nakji with answering the above questions as Paul Hogan, Pride of Australia.