SPAM: Using Pigs Like Native Americans Used the Buffalo

SPAM has a special place in my heart (mostly in chunks along the aorta). Not only is it a wonderful song, but it also comes in a can (that's "tin" for you Brits out there), and is full of many nutritious fiber-ey bits, like pig hair and eyelashes and tonsils and things.

The thing I like most about SPAM, however, are the fans. I'm not going to make fun of SPAM fans, as I am a card-carrying member of the Peeps Fan Club AND the Mystic Order of Arachnid Vigilance (MOAV), and frankly, I just haven't got the right.

Besides - SPAM fans are almost up there with LEGO fans. There are SPAM sculpture contests. There are SPAM recipes and there's a SPAM Sno-Globe. But more importantly, there are now SPAM-tastic Sunny Dogs. Chunks of SPAM. On a stick. Dipped in apple-cinnamon pancake batter. Dipped again in maple syrup, applesauce, or honey.

Oh yes.