Hello Kitty Juicer Update

I mentioned in my previous post that there were no instructions included with the Hello Kitty Juicer, didn't I? This is an important point in my defense. See, the HKJ (as I affectionately refer to it) has a removable (and very pink) bowl (with convenient locking action). A simple twist and a turn will allow the user to remove the bowl and pour deliciously fresh juice into waiting receptacles. I knew this, and had removed the bowl during a previous attempt to Get The Thing Working, but did NOT notice a little cardboard ring around the juice shaft (yes, I just said "juice shaft"). It was helpfully held together with a piece of tape adorned with the words (in bright red) "REMOVE BEFORE USING". Several moments later, I was juicing the juice out of several oranges who wished they'd never been grown.
San Nakji's picture

Surely oranges sole reason for existence is for our sustinance. They should be proud to be sacrificed in such a way!

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