Hobo Lessons
Dear person who found my site by typing "how to become a hobo" into Google,
What are you thinking? First of all, WHY? Second of all, it's not really that hard. Take one (1) human unable (or unwilling) to deal with normal societal things like:
- Hygiene
- Haircuts
- Beardcuts
- The willpower to realize that leaves are NOT government/alien listening devices
- Etc.
Mix well with alchohol/amphetamines/aquanet/insecticide/all of the above, let simmer in a field/dumpster/alley, allow weeds/chicken bones/spaghetti to accumulate in beard, release back into society with bongos/banjo/didgeridoo with a container of some sort for coin accumulation, and voilà! You've got yourself a hobo.
Should I be charging for this?
P.S.: The girl and I went to a beach I know of a few days ago, close to sunset, after a storm. After slogging through half a mile of mud to get to the beach, we looked back and saw this:
What are you thinking? First of all, WHY? Second of all, it's not really that hard. Take one (1) human unable (or unwilling) to deal with normal societal things like:
- Hygiene
- Haircuts
- Beardcuts
- The willpower to realize that leaves are NOT government/alien listening devices
- Etc.
Mix well with alchohol/amphetamines/aquanet/insecticide/all of the above, let simmer in a field/dumpster/alley, allow weeds/chicken bones/spaghetti to accumulate in beard, release back into society with bongos/banjo/didgeridoo with a container of some sort for coin accumulation, and voilà! You've got yourself a hobo.
Should I be charging for this?
P.S.: The girl and I went to a beach I know of a few days ago, close to sunset, after a storm. After slogging through half a mile of mud to get to the beach, we looked back and saw this:
coughed this up at 7:53 AM
1 El Commentos:
You should probably include a healthy dose of unmitigated fury as a key hobo component. Or am I thinking about hippies...?
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