Indicators of the Pending Apocalypse, Part One
Sigh.
coughed this up at 12:57 PM
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
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Dear Kayla,
Enjoy the final crumb of my faith in humanity. It's a tiny crumb, one that fell off a great loaf of optimism that existed before Paris Hilton, Crocs, and Kazaam, the movie. Thanks Kayla. Eat up.
-justinbirdmonsterhobobiscuitthrower, understudy
i think "loaf of optimism" is the best thing i've heard all week.
mine probably has raisins in it.
i hate raisins.
Dear Gassy and Justin[etc.],
Speaking of loaves, I almost posted something to my own blog the other day--a photo of my brand-new pair of Crocs "Mary Janes" with the title, "Sure Signs Of The Apocalypse." I bought them despite the fact that I spent last summer surreptitiously spitting on other people's Crocs, and despite knowing that, for me, it was the footwear purchasing equivalent of going into a church and "prostrating" myself before "Jesus." Meh. Such is life.
Personally, I blame the torrential monsoon rains of mid-summer in Korea. They drove me to it, I swear. I swear!!
>_<
space crunchy: you have crocs? that you wear? on your feet? WHO ARE YOU?!?
obviously "space crunchy" is the evil universe version (complete with pointy beard) of this universe's space octopus.
At least they're not Teva's.
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