Space Nakji's Guide to (Some of) Europe
Space Nakji is one of the best writers I know, and one of the best writers I've read. And I've read a lot. She writes the way I wish I could. Graceful, articulate, and goddamn fucking funny. You want a taste? Here's a snippet. Visit often - you won't regret it.
"Odense: Home of Hans Christian Anderson, your girlfriend’s parents, and three very sneaky little cats who will trick you into feeding them non-stop until their bellies are stuffed with cat chow and their owners come home to laugh at you for falling for their tricks. Also home to the world’s most sinister and byzantine version of Settlers of Catan. You haven’t been that stressed out since that time when you were in the middle of taking the computerized GRE and had a complete mental breakdown when a second analytical section followed immediately on the heels of the first except that the questions were way more harder and none of the answers were even remotely close to being right and you thought you were in some elaborate and well-designed hell and could literally feel your spirit breaking inside of you like a delicate porcelain figurine of a baby deer being crushed under the cowboy boot of some loud annoying guy from Texas until you suddenly realized it was the experimental section and didn’t count towards your final score anyway."
"Odense: Home of Hans Christian Anderson, your girlfriend’s parents, and three very sneaky little cats who will trick you into feeding them non-stop until their bellies are stuffed with cat chow and their owners come home to laugh at you for falling for their tricks. Also home to the world’s most sinister and byzantine version of Settlers of Catan. You haven’t been that stressed out since that time when you were in the middle of taking the computerized GRE and had a complete mental breakdown when a second analytical section followed immediately on the heels of the first except that the questions were way more harder and none of the answers were even remotely close to being right and you thought you were in some elaborate and well-designed hell and could literally feel your spirit breaking inside of you like a delicate porcelain figurine of a baby deer being crushed under the cowboy boot of some loud annoying guy from Texas until you suddenly realized it was the experimental section and didn’t count towards your final score anyway."
coughed this up at 10:24 AM
3 El Commentos:
Have you started taking those breakdancing classes yet? If you're looking for something to post, I HIGHLY recommend that you watch this video, learn it, and upload a video of yourself and what you've learned - for our benefit, of course:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jJRMXecS8mo&search=vin%20diesel
that is the most awesome idea...ever.
btw- just found the photoshop art you posted at my place....cute. A handlebar moustache no less. niiiice
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