Slow Day
For some reason, the bulk of my hits in the last 24 hours have come from google searches for "naked hobo". Is there a demand? Are there actually people out there who find scabs and matted armpit hair sexy? And bunions? Any bunion lovers out there?
They all seem to be coming from the midwest. I am both baffled AND perplexed.
Rest assured, dear readers - you will never see a photo spread of this hobo on a bearskin rug, saucy or otherwise.
In other news, someone said "What's the word?" to me the other day. To which I responded, to my continuing shame, "'Bird', apparently."
Sigh.
They all seem to be coming from the midwest. I am both baffled AND perplexed.
Rest assured, dear readers - you will never see a photo spread of this hobo on a bearskin rug, saucy or otherwise.
In other news, someone said "What's the word?" to me the other day. To which I responded, to my continuing shame, "'Bird', apparently."
Sigh.
coughed this up at 1:07 PM
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How can a day be slow with naked hobo? Like my rhyme?
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