Breaking News: TSA Helper Monkey Screening Guidelines
Rejoice, those of you with Helper Monkeys! Not only will the TSA allow your monkey on a plane, they also have rigorous guidelines to help TSA authorities properly screen your screechin' little buddy.
You will be pleased to note that at no point will authorities touch your monkey. Unfortunately for the rest of us, the screener may ask that the monkey's diaper be removed for inspection. Presumably to check for any contraband nail polish or hair gel.
Tax dollars: I hardly knew thee.
You will be pleased to note that at no point will authorities touch your monkey. Unfortunately for the rest of us, the screener may ask that the monkey's diaper be removed for inspection. Presumably to check for any contraband nail polish or hair gel.
Tax dollars: I hardly knew thee.
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5 El Commentos:
WoOhmygWhaWhoWoWhat?!... And here, all along, I thought "helper monkeys" were just a thing of fiction... What a fool I've been. At long last, I can travel safely, knowing that my Can Of Coke From The Convenience Store Retrieval Monkey can travel along unmolested.
ye of little faith!
but alas, your Can of Coke cannot be carried on the plane, helper monkey or no. unless you've "squirreled" it away within your monkey somehow.
What about if I monkeyed it away within my Helper Squirrel?
i see where you're going with that, but alas, there are no TSA regulations regarding helper squirrels.
it's a sad world we live in...
Okay. Then, what if I coke away my helper squirrel inside my retrieval monkey?
Dang, I really want a Coke now.
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