Why can I not stop thinking about the Bacon Maple Bar?!
It's 10:15 on a Thursday night, and I had to see the picture one more time...
I'm going to nod off tonight as I make a list of foods that would be made better with the addition of three bacon strips. Apple pie with bacon. Cheesecake with bacon. Pickles wrapped in bacon. You get the picture.
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All it needs is powdered sugar.
Seriously.
hmmmm. and maybe sprinkles? you have a good point.
also, it was pointed out to me that i could simply purchase a maple bar and put bacon on it, rather than driving/flying all the way to portland.
but somehow, that seems like cheating...
Wait. Is the inside of the doughnut filled with whipped cream and sausage? Because that would be a good idea.
whoa. my brain is not equipped to deal with the concept of whipped cream and sausage. that would be like injecting a twinkie with sirloin.
i may have to put this on my list of Things To Do.
right between "stroke a gazelle" and "ingest 12 pounds of nachos".
You've talked me into it. Bacon for dinner!
sweet! strangely enough, i will also be having bacon for dinner. thanks, The Girl!
of course, i also had bacon for lunch. and tomorrow morning: bacon! (probably with pirate cereal)
Why can I not stop thinking about the Bacon Maple Bar?!
It's 10:15 on a Thursday night, and I had to see the picture one more time...
I'm going to nod off tonight as I make a list of foods that would be made better with the addition of three bacon strips. Apple pie with bacon. Cheesecake with bacon. Pickles wrapped in bacon. You get the picture.
porkchop wrapped in bacon?
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