Hobos in the News
"This is the story of the Naked Hobo, made even more interesting because no one was naked and the person in question was not a hobo."
This is my kind of story. And yes, in case you're wondering, Gasoline Hobo will get naked at parties for a pretzel and a can of aquanet.
"A homeless man from Ireland desperate to escape the summer heat sparked a police chase after he stole a refrigerated truck containing ice cream in the western German city of Koblenz."
Irish hobos are hardcore. One of them once stole Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands. She was returned 3 weeks later with a new tattoo, shingles, and the Prince of Orange. Apparently the hobo was able to steal 8 months of gestation from her. Now THAT is a hobo.
This is my kind of story. And yes, in case you're wondering, Gasoline Hobo will get naked at parties for a pretzel and a can of aquanet.
"A homeless man from Ireland desperate to escape the summer heat sparked a police chase after he stole a refrigerated truck containing ice cream in the western German city of Koblenz."
Irish hobos are hardcore. One of them once stole Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands. She was returned 3 weeks later with a new tattoo, shingles, and the Prince of Orange. Apparently the hobo was able to steal 8 months of gestation from her. Now THAT is a hobo.
coughed this up at 10:26 AM
9 El Commentos:
hey! My internet is fixed. HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY! You changed your look! I miss the old man in your title though. he was cute...
comment moderation is for wimps! I like to see my comment RIGHT after I leave it. You scaredy mouse man, you!
You gonna take that trrrrash talkin'? Them's fightin' wurds. Come OWN!!!
Also, the hobo who stole the ice cream truck is a story we can all learn from. Consequences? Intelligence? Forethought? Pish-posh. What needs to be done is exactly what you feel like doing right this instant. I love that hobo. I'm beginning to love more hobos, thanks to you. Perhaps you could be lord of the hobos. Look into that. I bet the benefits are dynamite
katt: hooray for internet fixing! and look a little closer at the banner...
SCAREDY MOUSE MAN?!? that insult is like being stoned by marshmallows.*
bm: i took care of it, man. no worries. irish ice cream stealing hobo: to paraphrase, Hobo is as Hobo Does. WISDOM.
and Lord of the Hobos? You leave me no choice.
*stolen from The Girl
HEY!!! Was that there earlier??? Or did you put him in there per my request???
I didn't want to be too rough on you with the namecalling but since you mocked my insult.... You asked for it....
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries! Take that, you! Teeheee!
I am giddy to be online again, it's gone to my head.
yup, he was there all along. every keyboard needs a "hobo" key.
and i don't know why, but the phrase "unicorn sandwich" just cracks me up every time i see it. two pieces of bread, a pointy little horn sticking out the top piece...
the only insult i can think of that would top that wouldn't even apply to you, so i give. uncle!
the insult would be calling you the son of a motherless goat, btw.
That's pretty good. Is it original? I stole mine from the pythons. Holy Grail, you probably know that. If you don't, I am really suprised..
am having some wolf nipple chips for breakfast
katt: yup, i caught the reference. :) just be thankful that i didn't have my hobo cohorts "fetcha la vache".
my quote is from The Three Amigos.
RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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