The Mystery of Mustaches
Gasoline Hobo: i was flipping between "enter the ninja" and "being john malkovich" earlier. THOROUGHLY enjoyable contrast. have you seen enter the ninja? that's quality cinema, there. it's about a white ninja, who wears a white ninja costume, and has a killer mustache. well, not ACTUALLY a killer mustache, per se. ;)
The Girl: does the mustache kill without caring too?
GH: it totally would if it could. tiny hairy mustache shurikens. OF DOOM.
TG: i think it could kill with a fierce look.
GH: mustaches don't have eyes!
TG: no, but it has the most evil intentions and that goes a LONG way.
GH: true. i hadn't considered it from that aspect. we are having a discussion about killer ninja mustaches. i think that is awesome.
TG: yeah, i think it is pretty awesome too. i am glad we can talk about these types of things. seriously. i don't really have anyone else who i can open up to about my fear of mustaches, except you.
GH: and really, who knows more about mustaches than me? NO ONE. you're not scared of MINE, though, right?
TG: yours isn't really a mustache. mustaches stand ALONE. that's part of their mystery.
The Girl: does the mustache kill without caring too?
GH: it totally would if it could. tiny hairy mustache shurikens. OF DOOM.
TG: i think it could kill with a fierce look.
GH: mustaches don't have eyes!
TG: no, but it has the most evil intentions and that goes a LONG way.
GH: true. i hadn't considered it from that aspect. we are having a discussion about killer ninja mustaches. i think that is awesome.
TG: yeah, i think it is pretty awesome too. i am glad we can talk about these types of things. seriously. i don't really have anyone else who i can open up to about my fear of mustaches, except you.
GH: and really, who knows more about mustaches than me? NO ONE. you're not scared of MINE, though, right?
TG: yours isn't really a mustache. mustaches stand ALONE. that's part of their mystery.
coughed this up at 9:20 PM
4 El Commentos:
There are mustaches and then there are mustaches. And then, beyond the realm of even bolded mustaches, there are Mus-muthafuckin-tasches.
http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/
Bow down to a mustache that is greater than you. And me. And all of us. I shudder at their glory.
Holy Smoke! I never knew there was moustache competition! That Is some serious hair! SOO not sexy though. ick
bm: yes indeed! i am aware of the World Beard Championships. they are truly hirsute heroes of the highest order. besides, anyone who can CHOKE ME TO DEATH WITH THEIR FACE gets automatic respect from me.
also, how cool would it be to have the title "Pride of the Swabian Beard Club"?
katt: you obviously haven't been with the right mustache. ;)
this from the man who likes that creepy commercial with the beard that eats skittles. I don't want all that hair danglin' in my face! Bleech!
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