How They Got Here

It's sort of amazing to me that I've been doing this blogging thing for about a year and a half now. In that time, I've had quite a few people find my site via search terms, and some of them are pretty damn amusing. Here's a short list for your reading pleasure:

• shark vs. helicopter


• hobo stupid


• gnomes licking ice cream (?!?)


• kebab


• shurikin paper (talk about your paper cuts! ha ha!)


• orange disgusting


• french sheep


• hobo dog


• sprained eyelid


• hasselhoff tattoo


• greek folk music


• ass on fire


• walrus dick


• is abe vigoda still alive


• eggs and gasoline


• insane fruit


• surface to air hello kitty


• tuba city


• mariachi yugoslavia


• hobos on fire


• turkey brake pads catalogue


• cookie monster freebasing


• cheese muffin


• hobo gnomes (wtf is it with gnomes?)


• phallic victory


• hobo porn (thank you, germany)


• how to keep a banana


• and finally, the strangely confessional "ninjas killed my parents, hobo"

Yup. My readers are weird. Shocking!