GHN News: Failed Bank Robbery and Righteous Smiting!
We begin today's HoboCast with news from Japan. Saitama Resona Bank in Kumagaya was not attacked by a 58 year old would-be robber. According to GHN sources, the victim (more on that in a bit) approached a teller and asked "Any idea how you rob a bank?".
The teller conferred with an associate, who advised the gentleman to vacate the premises. The victim politely complied, and then accidentally stabbed himself on the leg on the way out.
In other news, a woman in Daphne, Alabama apparently does not recognize a sign from God, even when it comes in the form of 20,000 volts from heaven. It was a dark and stormy night when 65 year-old Clara Jean Brown decided to pray for the safety of her family.
Upon uttering the word "Amen", the room was promptly engulfed in a BALL OF FIRE. The blast knocked her unconscious, and she had to be revived by her 14 year-old granddaughter. Speaking to a GHN correspondent shortly after the blast, Mrs. Brown said that she was "blessed to be alive".
The teller conferred with an associate, who advised the gentleman to vacate the premises. The victim politely complied, and then accidentally stabbed himself on the leg on the way out.
In other news, a woman in Daphne, Alabama apparently does not recognize a sign from God, even when it comes in the form of 20,000 volts from heaven. It was a dark and stormy night when 65 year-old Clara Jean Brown decided to pray for the safety of her family.
Upon uttering the word "Amen", the room was promptly engulfed in a BALL OF FIRE. The blast knocked her unconscious, and she had to be revived by her 14 year-old granddaughter. Speaking to a GHN correspondent shortly after the blast, Mrs. Brown said that she was "blessed to be alive".
coughed this up at 4:03 PM
2 El Commentos:
had same ball of fire incident with gas grill last week. I still have no hairs on fingers of right hand!! I wouldn't say it was sign from God, but a sign of my own stupidity for trying to grill in the first place!!
since you sent me such a great little video, I put one up for you at my place, dahlin'!
Catacuracha
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