Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Dance Dance Revulsion

I need to learn how to dance like this:


Anyone know where I can get one of those thongy little wifebeaters?

coughed this up at 5:03 PM  

8 El Commentos:

Angela held forth thusly...

I believe the shirt is one of those DIY things. An optional next step is bedazzling the word "Stud" across the front with Swarovki crystals.

5:40 PM  
Gasoline Hobo held forth thusly...

Hmmm. you may be right. after that, i think the next logical step is to start sporting a small dog in a fanny pack.

5:45 PM  
Angela held forth thusly...

And, just so you know, I'm mortified about my botched spelling of Swarovski. My left ring finger tends to dance too lightly.

After you shove the dog into the fanny pack, be sure to start smoking Capris. Or Camels. Unfiltered. You decide.

5:56 PM  
Gasoline Hobo held forth thusly...

i dunno - i think i was heading more towards buying a monkey and cutting an album that makes people want to kill themselves.

and no worries about the typo. only three people read this thing anyway. ;)

8:36 PM  
kattbanjo held forth thusly...

That split is exactly what I did on the kitchen floor when I stepped on those marbles awile back! OUCH.

You may need to rethink that move. The little booty shake is cute though, do that and put it on your site.

4:17 AM  
fatrobot held forth thusly...

i came up with prance prance revolution a long time ago
i guess dancing is more mainstream

4:57 PM  
Gasoline Hobo held forth thusly...

true, but you have to admit that something that can only be done by a reindeer is pretty limited in scope.

that said, i DID prance once. it was in a meadow, and bears attacked me.

that's when i learned how to make a flintlock rifle from wheat stems and pebbles.

5:02 PM  
kattbanjo held forth thusly...

I can make a necklace out of daisies!

3:54 AM  

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