7 Things

I kinda like making lists, so here's another one that's making the rounds on the interwebs. Those of you who are already afraid of being tagged have EXCELLENT REASONS. Make sure you read all the way down to the bottom. You know who you are.

7 things to do before I die:

1. Make friends with a walrus
2. Learn to yodel (not like Jewel)
3. Grow a tail
4. Whittle a Telly Savalas action figure
5. Cover a Skid Row song
6. Vote in a Swiss election
7. Molest a raccoon

7 things I cannot do:

1. The macarena (by choice)
2. Write anything that does not contain at least one set of parenthesis or ellipses
3. Stop myself from eviscerating Scott Stapp if ever I meet him
4. Luge
5. Manipulate binder clips
6. Eat anything that was once inside a duck
7. Calculate the atomic weight of strontium while being attacked by flaming parakeets

7 things I say most often:

1. Dag nab it!
2. Great Scott!
3. Zounds!
4. As it were...
5. Remember, pressing charges is for PUSSIES.
6. Come again?
7. Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

7 books I love:

1. I Was Tickled by Elmo: The Seedy Side of Sesame Street
2. The Black Stallion
3. 3 Things to do in Zanzibar
4. Harold, the Littlest Elephant
5. The Sordid Presidency of Warren G. Harding
6. Cummerbunds: A History
7. Avesta

7 movies I can watch over and over again:

1. Robin Hood (Disney animated version, not mulleted Kevin Costner)
2. Blade Runner
3. Raising Arizona
4. The Cure for Insomnia
5. Der Himmel über Berlin (seriously)
6. Ishtar
7. The Care Bears in the Land Without Feelings

Ok, that was fun! I now tag Space Nakji, San Nakji...and...Brotha Buck!