Juice This
So I braved the mall this evening with the illustrious Space Nakji, and it wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it would be. I mean, if I can handle the Tokyo Subway, the Brea Mall is a piece of that stuff with frosting. Not cupcakes. That other thing. Sometimes they explode. Not penguins. ANYWAY.
While at the mall, I purchased a juicer. Not just any juicer, mind you - if I'm going to cart an appliance around in my shopping cart, it must meet Certain Standards. It must Ooze Classiness. That is why I purchased a Hello Kitty juicer. It's pink. Hello Kitty is also the handle. It has 2-speed reversible reaming action. It's safe to say that it's one of the most satisfying purchases I've made in quite some time. All told, I walked out of that place with a shirt, a Hello Kitty Juicer, and a jigsaw. It's all good, right?
You'd THINK SO, wouldn't you? ALAS, the juicer resisted herculean efforts to actually make it juice anything. Oranges were shoved at it in a fruitless (HA) attempt to get it working. Different outlets were tried. Various sections of pink plastic were pressed with varying degrees of frustration and force, all to no avail. That mouthless kitten done sold me a heap o' junk.
I will be calling the Hello Kitty help line tomorrow for further instructions.
I will, of course, provide updates as soon as they are available.
While at the mall, I purchased a juicer. Not just any juicer, mind you - if I'm going to cart an appliance around in my shopping cart, it must meet Certain Standards. It must Ooze Classiness. That is why I purchased a Hello Kitty juicer. It's pink. Hello Kitty is also the handle. It has 2-speed reversible reaming action. It's safe to say that it's one of the most satisfying purchases I've made in quite some time. All told, I walked out of that place with a shirt, a Hello Kitty Juicer, and a jigsaw. It's all good, right?
You'd THINK SO, wouldn't you? ALAS, the juicer resisted herculean efforts to actually make it juice anything. Oranges were shoved at it in a fruitless (HA) attempt to get it working. Different outlets were tried. Various sections of pink plastic were pressed with varying degrees of frustration and force, all to no avail. That mouthless kitten done sold me a heap o' junk.
I will be calling the Hello Kitty help line tomorrow for further instructions.
I will, of course, provide updates as soon as they are available.
coughed this up at 1:34 AM
3 El Commentos:
GH: I gotta problem with your damn juicer!
Hello Kitty: Mieow mieow
GH: Woof woof
Hello Kitty: *click*
C'm GH, you haven't blogged since last year! Sort it out will ya?
Done! And now I realize that I need to update the Hello Kitty saga. ;)
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