In Which Our Hero Discovers That The Velvet Monkey is Not What it Seems
[Space Nakji] don't you hate when someone takes a picture of you and you only realize days after you've been looking at it in iPhoto that there's a weird art collage of penises RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR HEAD and you didn't even realize it?
[Gasoline Hobo] HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that happens to me all the time. i'll be looking at my pics and i'll be all like "GODDAMN IT!! FUCKING PENISES AGAIN!"
[Gasoline Hobo] HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that happens to me all the time. i'll be looking at my pics and i'll be all like "GODDAMN IT!! FUCKING PENISES AGAIN!"
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3 El Commentos:
This seems to be a very common problem...
Tell me about it!
I tried to think of a funny way to work in the phrase "phallic victory", but I failed. You'll just have to make do with the native comedic value of the word "phallic".
Sorry about that.
works for me
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